Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
we're chasing vodka with high fives
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
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Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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