Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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