I want to stick my p in your. b.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery