Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now