I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts