OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.