If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.