I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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