There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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