ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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