Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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