So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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