he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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