the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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