your thong is hanging out like whoa
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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