I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Randomize
