so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.