I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit