And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?