No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
should my penis look like a turkey
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.