You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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