I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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