guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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