Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman