what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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