They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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