I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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