i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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