i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
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I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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