I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
sex on a bike is impossible
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The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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