I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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