I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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