Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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