In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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