Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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