Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Sorry my hands just texted you
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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