I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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