mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.