No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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