No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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