SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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