i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We are two peas in an std pod
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
They also submitted to my demands for pizza