worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i think my mom watched the whole time
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.