I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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