i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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