Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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