I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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