YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Do plants get herpes?
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