At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
