Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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