Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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