drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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