I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I could make wine with my vomit
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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