so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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