Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
