So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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