would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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