I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.