who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.