So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it